A package thief in Texas gave investigators an eyeful after her top malfunctioned in front of a doorbell security camera.
The “porch pirate,” who has yet to be publicly identified, made a brazen, barefoot run for the box on a Houston-area doorstep.
Turning the corner with great speed, the bandit’s bosom bounced from her flimsy top as she reached for the parcel, which was reportedly a dress from Nordstrom.
Banging can be heard from inside the house as soon as the box was swiped, though no one took pursuit.
“She clearly was having a wardrobe problem on the way up,” Harris County Precinct 1 Constable Alan Rosen said. “I don’t think I’ve seen one of those.”
According to KHOU, Rosen noted that while no arrests have been made yet, authorities have an idea as to who may be responsible.
“We’ve got some suspects in mind. We got a pretty clear look at the vehicle and of the person,” he said.
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