Illinois State Police were summoned on on social media to handle a crime that would make the most heinous criminal cringe.
After a man tweeted “You guys ain’t from Illinois if you don’t put mustard on your Pop-Tarts,” admitting that he loves to smear the condiment on vanilla latte Pot-Tarts, the company alerted state authorities.
— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 28, 2017
The Illinois State Police were either to disgusted or to busy to respond, but the Dixon Illinois Police Department stepped up.
Let us know if they don’t handle this @PopTartsUS, WE will…
Ain’t nobody puttin’ mustard on their Pop-Tarts in Illinois. https://t.co/O7WjT0c3Lo
— Dixon Police (@DixonPolice) November 29, 2017
The breakfast combination atrocity has turned into a game for twitter users…
— Daniel Lam (@Daniel_lam_) December 5, 2017
— mcchickboiiii (@PackAttack05) December 5, 2017
— Nick Foss (@DankDankster69) December 5, 2017
You ain’t from Oklahoma if you don’t dip your Pop Tart in Ranch Dressing ????????♀️ pic.twitter.com/yLLuPM4Gyp
— C Taylor (@cjt12371) November 16, 2017
You’re not from Alaska if you don’t eat a pop tart like this. pic.twitter.com/rEr7LFMH2M
— Not Tyler (@tayror_rofidar) November 30, 2017
— Nick – Lucidblade BOK (@slicedbyablade) December 1, 2017
This is why we can’t have nice things https://t.co/E56T7SyDuO
— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) December 6, 2017
But the Dixon police department has vowed to keep their streets clear of bad food choices…
To serve and to protect.
…and to keep people from making horrible food choices. https://t.co/YHjhaa4S2F
— Dixon Police (@DixonPolice) November 30, 2017