Police in Anchorage, Alaska, are on the lookout for a Grand Theft Pastry suspect who ran off with a police officer’s doughnut.
The sneaky squirrel can be seen running through the department’s parking lot while carrying doughnut in footage posted to the Anchorage Police Department’s Facebook page.
“Seriously. He stole a perfectly good donut. FROM A COP. That’s a straight-up felony. Also… it’s rude,” the post stated. As of writing, the crime footage has over 169K shares on Facebook.