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10 Valentines day fails that prove the art of romance is DEAD

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People show their love in numerous ways all year long, but when it comes to showing how they feel on February 14th going the extra mile with a ‘romantic’ gesture can make a relationship go up in flames.

10. Flowers always make people better, happier…well, when they are still alive when they arrive.

9. A person’s lingerie says a lot about them…

8. The usual…’a dozen Roses’

7. The patriarchy package (best seller since 1919)

6. Chest hair: thick enough for a man, shaved for a woman

5. Proof the mom isn’t always right…

4. With great mustache comes great responsibility!

3. Sometimes an invitation invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

2. In the words of Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn) ‘It’s tacky to wear diamonds before you’re forty’…Right?

1. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

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