10 Valentines day fails that prove the art of romance is DEAD

10 Valentines day fails that prove the art of romance is DEAD

People show their love in numerous ways all year long, but when it comes to showing how they feel on February 14th going the extra mile with a ‘romantic’ gesture can make a relationship go up in flames.

10. Flowers always make people better, happier…well, when they are still alive when they arrive.

9. A person’s lingerie says a lot about them…

8. The usual…’a dozen Roses’

7. The patriarchy package (best seller since 1919)

6. Chest hair: thick enough for a man, shaved for a woman

5. Proof the mom isn’t always right…

4. With great mustache comes great responsibility!

3. Sometimes an invitation invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

2. In the words of Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn) ‘It’s tacky to wear diamonds before you’re forty’…Right?

1. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???

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